Matthew "Gallon of Strawberries" Sachs ([info]mattsachs) wrote,
@ 2006-09-18 22:33:00
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Poll Time!
Poll #824502
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 13

What's the best name for vegetarian ostrich?

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Ostrifu
1 (7.7%)

Tofostrich
7 (53.8%)

Other (comment with specifics)
5 (38.5%)


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[info]belu
2006-09-19 02:51 am UTC (link)
... An ostrich.

A vegetarian ostrich, if you must, but why do you care about their diet?

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[info]mattsachs
2006-09-19 03:02 am UTC (link)
"Ostrich" as in "ostrich meat". Like "vegetarian turkey" == "tofurkey".

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[info]ravenword
2006-09-19 03:18 am UTC (link)
SHAM HAM!

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[info]ravenword
2006-09-19 03:19 am UTC (link)
I'd also go for "not-strich."

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Other
[info]esotericfrench
2006-09-19 03:30 am UTC (link)
Yo mama.

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Re: Other
[info]mattsachs
2006-09-19 03:33 am UTC (link)
"New, from Morningstar Farms... [info]parasailer: Now With 13% More Ostrich-Like Flavor!" I dunno, it doesn't really have that ring to it...

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[info]roguesylph
2006-09-19 05:44 am UTC (link)
ImpOstrich.

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[info]laurion
2006-09-19 12:02 pm UTC (link)
I vote Fauxstrich. It gets the meaning across while still maintaing an air of pretense and upper-crustiness, which is important because Ostrich is an upper crust delicacy. Tofurkey is an ok name because every trailer park has had turkey at some point....

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[info]claireon
2006-09-21 03:19 am UTC (link)
Second Fauxstrich.

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[info]skotodes
2006-09-19 12:52 pm UTC (link)
Soy-strich.

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[info]dansachs
2006-09-19 07:21 pm UTC (link)
I Can't Believe It's Not Ratite

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[info]mattsachs
2006-09-20 04:03 am UTC (link)
I don't know which would be worse / more accurate, if you looked up "ratite" or if you just knew it.

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[info]dansachs
2006-09-20 07:08 am UTC (link)
I looked up "ostrich"

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[info]roguesylph
2006-09-20 01:07 pm UTC (link)
Either way, I'd like to change my vote to this. Ratite. Hee hee...

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